A detective arrested a criminal and was about to handcuff him when a huge gust of wind blew the detective＇s hat off.

　　＂Shall I go and fetch it煟the criminal asked.

　　＂Do you take me for a fool煟asked the detective.＂You wait here while I go and get it牐

　　侦探与罪犯

　　一位侦探抓住一个罪犯,正要给罪犯戴上手铐时,突然一阵大风把他的帽子刮跑了。

　　"要我帮你去拣帽子吗"罪犯问道。

　　"你以为我是傻瓜吗"侦探说,"你给我在这儿等着,我去拣帽子。 "(鹰志选译)

　　选自《英语沙龙》2001年第4期