走  路 

                    嘴含－支烟,

                    手机贴耳边.

                    边走边喊喂,

                    生怕听不见.

                    手夹小皮包,

                    走路仰着头.

                    见人不说话,

                    眼镜往上翘.

                        上  斑

                    桌椅有人擦,

                    先斟一杯茶.

                    电脑要打开,

                    十点好回家.(做饭)

                    对面排排坐,

                    轮流上厕所.

                    互议谁车好,

                    闲聊谁股多.

                       开  会

                    手拿一包烟,

                    坐得尽靠边.

                    眼望主席台,

                    无事少发言.

                    官大学问深,

                    对错莫认真.

                    开会走过场,

                    早已定好人.

                    经理嫡系当,

                    作事又装腔.

                    回扣早定好,

                    书记在其中.

                       外  交

                    吃喝嫖赌抽,

                    各自抱小妞.

                    送物又送卡,

                    互送互自留.

                       对上级

                    谄媚又送钱,

                    升官你有缘.

                    正科和付处,

                    单价可自选.